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Murdered in 1974, Cootie Brown is sent back to earth by God to teach guys how to keep their hoes in check!

GHOST PIMP is the adventures of Cootie Brown, a super-cool, super-smooth pimp living in heaven who’s sent to earth by G-O-D himself to teach Dave Sanders, a stupid, horny white boy how to get chicks. The problem is Dave’s a romantic—and a total freakin’ spaz when it comes hooking up with the ladies.

Only Dave can see or hear Ghost Pimp, and with his 70’s style and totally un-PC pimp playa coaching he tries to hook up un-smooth Dave with as many fly chicks as possible. Sometimes it actually works—but only for a little while. Eventually disaster strikes, leaving Dave in horribly humiliating situations.

From the clubs and bars of NYC to the farthest reaches of the universe, Dave and Cootie run into all kinds of ladies; Smart, dumb, crazy, kinky, prude, rich, poor, tall, short, fat, skinny, young, old, married, blind, crippled, retarded and everything in-between. And with Ghost Pimp’s “mentoring”, Dave hopes to screw them all.

Relax, GHOST PIMP is not about putting down women. Keep reading and you’ll see most if not all of the bad crap happens to Dave. The show’s not about bashing men or women; it’s a frank, funny look at adults and sex and how insane dating and relationships can be (You ever watch “Blind Date” or “Dismissed”?).

Despite the concept and subject matter, GHOST PIMP contains no more profanity or nudity than your average episode of South Park or Chappelle Show.